Author Archive

Tactless

That Guy | January 15, 2010 | 2 Comments

I frequently…
Crane my neck around obviously to stare at the person you’re talking discretely about.
Yeah… I am that guy.

Big Hat – It’s Funny

That Guy | September 28, 2009 | 1 Comments

I frequently…
Laugh really hard at other peoples jokes, hoping it will reciprocate.

Yeah… I am that guy

Virtual Farmer

That Guy | September 28, 2009 | 0 Comments

I Frequently…
Base my daily schedule off of when my farmville crops are going to harvest. And set my alarm for 3 in the morning because that’s 8 hours after I planted my pumpkins.
Yeah… I am that guy.

A capella?…

That Guy | September 28, 2009 | 5 Comments

I Frequently…
Sing songs at a CD release party… of which no one has never heard before… thus making up half the words and singing out of tune…
Yeah… I Am That Guy.

Muy Tarde

That Guy | September 28, 2009 | 0 Comments

I frequently…
Walk into class 45 minutes late, slam my things on the table and proceed to take three or four random layers of clothing off of my body, then after I sit down, I look around and ask if I am late.
Yeah… I am that guy.

Weird Al

That Guy | September 25, 2009 | 40 Comments

I frequently…
Know Weird Al’s versions of songs better than the real ones.
Yeah… I am that guy.

Fad Guy

That Guy | September 25, 2009 | 2 Comments

I frequently…
Inform you as to what the latest fad will be, unfortunately I’m never right.
Yeah… I am that guy.

So What You’re Saying Is

That Guy | September 25, 2009 | 1 Comments

I frequently…
Begin sentences with “so what you’re saying is…” and then repeat what you said. After a few moments of awkward (and very estranged) silence I follow it up with “right?”
Yeah… I am that guy.

Jenga Killer

That Guy | September 25, 2009 | 0 Comments

I frequently…
Knock over your Jenga tower when I walk in and notice you’re playing.
Yeah… I am that guy.