I frequently…
Type url addresses into Google.
Yeah… I am that guy.
Oh.. thanks Google
I.P. Freely
I frequently…
Make up fake names for myself when I meet people I know I’ll never see again.
Yeah… I am that guy.
Now what?
I frequently…
Use up the last bit of toilet paper, and you don’t realize it until it’s too late.
Yeah… I am that guy.
Wrapper Crackler
I frequently…
Open plastic wrapped candy in quiet public settings.
Yeah… I am that guy.
Uhhh… Rude
I frequently…
Forget that people can see my facial expressions after they say the stupidest things.
Yeah… I am that guy.
Tool…est?
I frequently…
Wear clothes that are way to small for me so that I’ll look like I actually have muscle.
Yeah… I am that guy.
Txt Me L8R
I frqntly…
Txt u n shrthnd bcuz i thnk it makes me hip ya dig? Im also ur momz.
Yeah… I am that guy.
Scrabbler
I frequently…
Play 3 letter words in Scrabble right where you were about to get rid of your “q” and “z.”
Yeah… I am that guy.
You Disgust Us
I frequently…
Walk in when you’re watching a TV show on dvd and say, “Oh! You haven’t seen this? Has (insert name here) died yet?”
Yeah… I am that guy.
